Walk-In Double Feature #3 (Sinister Cinema). [Category: Commercial]

Sinister Cinema has had so much fun with their Drive-In Double Features that they've come out with some "walk-in" versions, which feature ephemera from ordinary sit-down movie theaters, rather than drive-ins (plus two feature films)––an idea that gets hearty blessings from me. This tape is lots of fun, what with all the dorky couples, special promotions, and warnings not to spit on the floor and such. I look forward to seeing more from this series.


Highlights:


  • Nutrition Alert! As always, Buttercup Popcorn and Hollywood Candy Bars are "nutritious".
  • The announcement advertising books of theater tickets as a great gift idea is as hard to read as any web page with a busy tiled background. Some things never change, I guess.
  • Mr. Whipple sez don't throw "missles" at the screen or he will report such "childish activity" to the management!
  • Note for future reference: It's o.k. to talk during a movie if you're a dorky teenage white couple who thinks "bears" is pronounced "bars" and who gets up and goes out to the snack bar to buy something every few minutes, no matter how annoying you are.
  • Boyfriend to Girlfriend: "Old Faithful...what does that make you think of?" It evidently makes her think of ice-cold soft drinks, unfortunately for him.
  • What are your problems today? Do you think life is passing you by? Are you annoyed by schmaltzy religious messages too?
  • There's no smoking in this theater––but buy plenty of cigarettes at our snack bar anyway.

Ratings: Camp/Humor Value: ****. Weirdness: ****. Historical Interest: ****. Overall Rating: ****.

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